The Laundry Fiasco

Panic Attack.

Allow me to explain.

We live in a building that has roughly 30 apartments, give or take. To these 30 apartments, there are 2 washers, and 2 dryers.

Adding to that it costs $3.00 to wash (yes that is per load) and $2.00 to dry.

$3.00 down the drain

Not only does some serious strategizing take place on the bus on my way home from work, then it’s a race to the laundry room before some other unsuspecting person who thinks they got home early enough to wash their clothes gets it.

Get into apartment. Straight shot to hamper. Bag clothes – darks first. Count out quarters. S*!t! Not enough. Grab cash. All cash. Don’t forget detergent. And keys! Lug all down to basement.

That is literally how my first 5 minutes home from work went.

All was going swimmingly (aside from the fact that someone before me decided to use powder detergent and got it ALL OVER the washing machine) and I was able to get my 2 dark loads in the wash, get an extra $10 in quarters from the change machine and even remembered dryer sheets. They had their stuff in the dryer so I mentally timed it so that when their dryer was done I’d be all over it.

Yes the landlord charges us $5 to wash/dry one load but conveniently puts a change machine down there. Ugh.

"I take $1, $5, $10, $20!"

Then I got distracted Watching “The Next Food Network Star” and was 20 minutes behind getting my clothes. I figured that would give the person ahead of me an extra 30 minutes to get their stuff and didn’t think twice about it.

I went downstairs figuring I timed it perfectly. Quarters in hand, I was ready to put my darks in the dryers (1 load of our gym clothes, 1 load of regular clothes) and the whites in the wash… when it dawned on me that person-before-me hadn’t taken their stuff out of the dryers yet.

I was going to be that person.

I stalled as long as I could. I cleaned the lint filters, I lined up my quarters, I sorted my hang-drys… crickets.

And then…

I just went for it.

I swiftly got both their loads out of the dryer and on top, my loads in, whites in the washer, hang-drys in one hand (never dry your Lululemon!), detergent in the other, keys in the pocket and in the middle of an all out sprint up the stairs to unlock our front door when I heard swift  footsteps.

Loosing all sense of reason I ditched the keys in the hallway once I had the door open and bolted inside the apartment with the hang-drys and detergent (aka evidence it was me) and slammed the door as the person headed down to the laundry room to get their clothes from the top of the dryer. (Once the coast was clear, I retrieved the keys).

Did I feel guilty? Yes.

Was my heart slamming in my chest? Yes. (I hate confrontations).

Did I feel it was reasonable as I even allowed them 30 extra minutes to get their stuff before I went down, making them hugely irresponsible? Yes.

Do I rationalize everything? Yes.

In the end, I decided that I did what I had to do. I was on a schedule, I knew it wouldn’t be long before someone else came down to do laundry, and quite frankly when you have a communal laundry area with 2 washer/dryers I think it’s really important to be timely and considerate that there are other people waiting.

But that doesn’t mean I’m not still nervously thinking about it! 😉

Have you ever been “that” person? Have you ever had a communal laundry “room”? What are your thoughts about people that leave their clothes down there for-ev-er?


5 thoughts on “The Laundry Fiasco

  1. HAHA!!! okay, can i just say that i can totally picture u racing like a bat outta heck to hide! mostly because given the same situation i’d do the exact same thing. i was ‘that’ person once and i tell u there have been few faster unload/put in my stuff sessions ever. the whole time i was sweating bullets sure that whoever it was would come in and catch me mid-swap. but like u i had given them plenty of time (i think it was actually even an hour) so i did it. glad u were speedy enough to get outta dodge before they caught u…i guess there are even more perks to being a runner! 😉

  2. Hahaha OMG. I would have done the same exact thing… in fact, I have! I hate being that person, but one time I gave them an extra hour and they STILL didn’t come! At that point, you just have to get in there and do it! But I get so nervous in those situations that I’m going to get caught (I hate confrontation too!) so I try and book it out of there as well! I don’t mind so much if I have to move someone’s dry laundry but I pretty much refuse to move their wet stuff. It just freaks me out to touch some unknown person’s wet underwear! yuck! But I’m glad it all worked out for you and you made it without being caught- whew!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s